Goodbye Utah, Hello Texas

Apparently I am now in a land where the appropriateness of wearing cowboy boots in the workplace needs to be discussed SEVERAL times during orientation.

I think my last haircut MIGHT have been a bad one...

New hairstylist: So....you cut your own bangs?

Me: Um...no....

New Hairstylist: Wow, I'm sorry....

Me:....

To My Mom, I Will Always Be 10 Years Old

Me: (helping my Mom with some legal documents) Okay Mom, you need to file the Petition first, but remember you have to sign it in front of a notary before you file it.

Mom: This all sounds complicated. Are you sure I shouldn't hire a lawyer to do all this?

Me: MOOOOOMMM...I AM a lawyer!!

Mom: Oh yeah...