My roommate and I were walking her dog and she asked me if I could run back into the house to grab a plastic bag for a her to use as a poop and scoop. When I arrived back outside with the bag she said:
"When you walked back outside I thought you were wearing gloves to avoid getting anywhere near the poop....but then I realized your hands are just REALLY REALLY PALE. From far away it looks like you're wearing gloves."
I'm just taking this as a sign that the Lubriderm SPF 15 hand lotion I bought is doing its job.