Breakfast

My oatmeal this morning was so hot that it melted the plastic spoon I was using to stir it.

I was hungry, so I ate it anyway even though there was the chance I was eating melted plastic.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to get cancer.

Multiple Choice Quiz

On Thursday, August 5th between 10:06pm and 11:08pm I...


a) leisurely read a novel
b) showered and got ready for bed
c) packed my lunch and laid out my clothes for work on Friday
d) explained to my mother how to scan and email a pdf file


Hint: My voice is a little hoarse from exclaiming at least four times "You have to sign into your yahoo account BEFORE you attach the file!!!"

Most Uttered Phase of July...

Me: I'm sorry, I was holding my 4G Iphone like a phone instead of flat in the palm of my hand, so I lost reception...can you say that again please?!?!