3 year old I live with: Why is your hair not in a ponytail?
Me: Because I decided to wear it down...
3 year old: But you always wear your hair in a ponytail!!!
Me: Um....well, it's down right now.
3 year old: BUT WHY IS IT LIKE THAT?!?! WHY IS IT SO LONG?!?!
3 year old: BUT IT'S ALWAYS IN A PONYTAIL!!!!
To top off my self esteem, when I went to walk out the front door their dog started barking at me and wouldn't stop. Apparently it recognizes "Ponytail Stacey" but not "I washed and straightened my hair today Stacey." Awesome.